What are you good for!

Midgets are creepy little people who can't do much, except for being humiliated by "full-sized" people... You have to give them credit though, they can however; steal without being easily noticed, fit into small places, and are light weight and could be used as instruments for juggling. Even these tiny sized people have made a name for themselves over the years in sports:

Baseball!


Soccer


Kick Boxing


Wrestling


Golf


Basketball


And Bull Fighting!

But lets not forget Midget Tossing!


Besides for sports, midgets are also good as the butt of jokes. Here are a few:

• Don't get short with me
• Don't beLittle me
• Go Jump off a curb!
• Hey, get 6 of your buddies and find Snow White for me.
• Sooooo..... How well does Santa pay you guys?
• How's the weather down there?
• awwww.....don't be so down on yourself.
• Don't sell yourself so short.
• I bet if you could find a step ladder, you just might kick me in the nuts for that!
  

And that is to just name a few....