HiMyNameIsJosh: 08/01/2010

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Creepy Things

In order, here are some things that super creep me out....

Pirate Nuns

Mayonnaise

Pedophiles with full size vans

Alan Baier in 15 years....you can take rule 34 and shove it up your ass!!!

Carrot Top

Zombie Clowns

I know.... Carrot top might have to go above pedophiles with free candy, but we'll wait and see.

Midgets are creepy little people who can't do much, except for being humiliated by "full-sized" people... You have to give them credit though, they can however; steal without being easily noticed, fit into small places, and are light weight and could be used as instruments for juggling. Even these tiny sized people have made a name for themselves over the years in sports:

Baseball!

Soccer

Kick Boxing

Wrestling

Golf

Basketball

And Bull Fighting!

But lets not forget Midget Tossing!

Besides for sports, midgets are also good as the butt of jokes. Here are a few:

Don't get short with me
Don't beLittle me
Go Jump off a curb!
Hey, get 6 of your buddies and find Snow White for me.
Sooooo..... How well does Santa pay you guys?
How's the weather down there?
awwww.....don't be so down on yourself.
Don't sell yourself so short.
I bet if you could find a step ladder, you just might kick me in the nuts for that!

And that is to just name a few....

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Auto Tune the News!

Bed Intruder Original

Bed Intruder "Autotuned"

Double Rainbow Original

Double Rainbow "Autotuned"

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

I love ren-fest!

One of my all time favorite hobbies is people watching. I usually people-watch at hole-in-the-wall gas stations or Wal-mart. However, once a year my unusual hobby is taken to a whole new level when the Ren-Fair comes to my area. I am overwhelmed with pure childish excitement every October, and hopefully when I attend this year it will be pure bliss. So here are the very uninique, weird, lame, freakish creatures from last year. I hope you enjoy! :)

OMG, where's Froddo....Sorry hobbits, it looks like you lost him. Its okay though, really.... Just return to your parent's basement and continue rocking out to techno while you jerk each other off in the realm of World of Warcraft. Hey, sweet cape by the way!

Hehe, I couldn't resist!

I know what you're thinking.... "This one isn't a freak!!" Very true! As it turns out. some geeks can be kind of hot... So to all the hot geek chicks out there....Go you!!! You give hope to the Dungen and Dragons roleplayers and Trekki males in hopes of someday being laid. I will see you in October pretty fairy lady!